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February 22, 2004 - February 28, 2004

Saturday, February 28, 2004

Retro Raunch - Antique Porn
 

I think that's my Grandmother in that pic.- LOL. Retro Raunch is a great fucking site (literally). You would not believe the hardcore sex they had way back when. Yes, Dear... our parents, grandparents and even great grandparents had sex... and not just "Sex," but... Hardcore Sex, Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Interracial Sex - Yup, that's someone's granny getting a booty call by a big Black Brother. Oh, the things they did back when life was supposed to be pure and innocent. "Hey!"... Isn't that your great grandmother munching on some carpet? Retro Raunch has porn pics, vids & much, much more from the past 100 years... Deffo worth a click!
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Thursday, February 26, 2004

UpDates & Reviews

  "Kinky Komix" - Kinky Komix is the web's #1 website for rare anime and hentai pics, fantasy 3-D toons, and hot adult comics!

"Kinky Komix" is a sexy hardcore toon site. Not only does it feature anime & hentai from today's top artist, but it also has tons of adult cartoons, comix, 3D babes and illustrated stories. Plain and simple, this site is Hot. The outside splash pages are bright, fast loading and very enticing. Inside there are thirteen galleries (updated monthly) of rare anime & hentai pictures, 3D babes, triple X adult cartoons, comic strips, animated gif's and lots more. The design of the members area is good. It's clean, it loads quick and it's very easy to navigate. Of course there's no annoying pop-ups, no consoles, no entrapments, no hidden links, and, banner advertising is kept to a very strict minimal. Let's face it, it's how all sites should be - very surfer friendly, tons of bishoujo (beautiful girl), hentai, lesbians, bondage, stories, comics and other sexy toons. AND, to make it even better - "Kinky Komix" is a  "Adult Check Gold®" site - which means it's a high quality site with tons of extras like free access to the exclusive "AC Members Area," access to thousands of other adult sites, free adult movies, live chat, live cam feeds, exclusive pictorials and videos, and much, much more. Give it a click and let me know what you think.

"Cuntoons" - Features X-rated adult cartoons, illustrated erotica, 3D animation, flash movies, anime, hentai and more.

I added a bunch of completely new galleries this month - some really kewl 3D Galleries, new illustrated erotica, BRAND NEW CARTOONS and a few really dark and violent comic stories. Not for the faint of heart, but deffo worth a look :o)

"Cuntoons" is one of my favorite sites. It's a little different from my other sites - whereas there are no real models - it's all cartoons. I love the look of the site and (of course) it's surfer friendly and easy to navigate. The site has many galleries of 3D computer generated babes, illustrated erotica, galleries of cartoons and, last but not least, a flash movie. All of which is updated monthly. "Cuntoons" is also a "CyberAge Platinum" site. So if you're into 3D babes, cartoons, adult comix, etc., then this is a great site to check out.

"Triple X Toons" - Anime, manga and hentai galleries with hundreds of XXX adult cartoons, comix, hot 3D pictures, illustrated stories and more!

"Triple X Toons" is a sexy hardcore toon site. Not only does it feature anime & hentai from today's top artist, but it also has tons of adult cartoons, comix, 3D babes and illustrated stories. Plain and simple, this site is Hot. The outside splash pages are bright, colorful, fast loading and very enticing. In addition to the main splash page and sign-up page there is a four page tour to give you an idea of what  you'll find in the members area. But keep in mind, these tour pages are softcore - not like the type of hardcore toons that are on the inside. I'm deffo trying to give surfers a little more for their money with this site. Inside there are seven galleries (updated monthly) of rare anime & hentai pictures, 3D babes, triple X adult cartoons, comic strips, animated gif's and lots more. Dang, what more could you want? The design of the members area is good. It's clean, it loads quick and it's very easy to navigate. Of course there's no annoying pop-ups, no consoles, no entrapments, no hidden links, and, banner advertising is kept to a strict minimal. Let's face it, it's how all sites should be - very surfer friendly, tons of bishoujo (beautiful girl), hentai, lesbians, bondage, stories, comics and other sexy toons. AND, to make it even better - "Triple X Toons" is a  "CyberSex Prestige Plus Site" site - which means it's a high quality site with tons of extras like free access to thousands of other adult sites, free adult movies, live chat, live cam feeds, live sex shows, exclusive pictorials and videos, personal ads, a CyberSex newsletter and much, much more. Give it a click and let me know what you think.
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Wednesday, February 25, 2004

And So It Goes - Tattoo You

     I've been looking around at our young adults (or oversized kids, depending on who we're talking about) and am beginning to feel grateful for having escaped high school without a tattoo. Nowadays, you need a tattoo to graduate.

     I'm not sure what the rules are: Does the tattoo need to be visible during job interviews? Does it matter if it's in color? Can you just get an extra nose ring and forego the tattoo altogether?

     It reminds me of Seuss's Sneetches.

Now, the Star-Belly Sneetches had bellies with stars.
The Plain-Belly Sneetches had none upon thars.
But because they had stars, all the Star-Belly Sneetches
Would brag, “We're the best kind of Sneetch on the beaches.”
And whenever they met some when they were out walking,
They'd hike right on past them without even talking. 

     I play hockey with a guy who wears on his forearm the tattoo of an L.A. Kings logo that doesn't even exist anymore. I met a girl who got a tattoo of her boyfriend's name, “David.” She broke up with David 6 months later and is still looking for a mate by the same name.

     Go downtown and you will find a network of tattoo and perforation parlors: Billy Bob's Body-Ka-Bob, Rebel Rick's Skinustrations, The All-Night Mutilate and Dye. We can't blame these businesses. They are just playing their role in the cycle of supply and demand. Kids are tattooing every last inch of their person. Some have pierced their epiglottises. When they run out of skin, they start on their pets.

 Then ONE day, it seems, while the Plain-Belly Sneetches
 Were moping and doping alone on the beaches…
 A stranger zipped up in the strangest of cars.
 My friends, he announced in a voice clear and keen,
 My name is Sylvester McMonkey McBean.
 I've come here to help you. I have what you need.
 And my prices are low and my work guaranteed. 

     To add insult to injury, tattoos are expensive. A half-inch rose costs a hundred bucks. A nipple ring (parts and service) costs $75. Tommy Lee wears about $15,000 worth of tattoos and those on the parts you don't see on the video. Yet, kids keep finding the money to fund the obsession…

 All the rest of the day, on those wild screaming beaches,
 Sylvester McBean kept on fixing up Sneetches.
 Off again, on again, out again, in.
 Through the machines and they raced round again,
 Adding new stars every minute or two.
 They kept paying money, they kept running through. 

     A tattoo is just long hair that you can't cut. A tattoo occupies the same tired space year after year, reflecting a mindset long since evolved, brain cells that have been replenished many times over. After a while, a tattoo says, “I made a mistake, sue me.” Have you ever seen a 70-year-old man with an AC-DC tattoo? It isn't pretty.

     Tattoos are not licked off by kittens, either. If you want one removed, it takes cosmetic surgery and a truckload of money. I researched laser clinics on the Internet, where I found disclaimer statements, financing options, post-surgery scarring and color variation… Some moves just don't come with an undo button.

 Then those with stars all got frightfully mad.
 To be wearing a star now was frightfully bad.
 Then, of course, old Sylvester McMonkey McBean
 Invited them into his Star-Off Machine.
 ”This wondrous contraption will take off your stars,
 So you won't look like Sneetches who have them on thars.
 I'll make you again the best Sneetches on beaches,
 And all it will cost you is ten dollars eaches.” 

Tuesday, February 24, 2004

Asian Tuesday

Since this week's Blogger Babe is an Exotic Asian Hottie, I thought I'd just do a whole Asian theme... Enjoy!
 

Monday, February 23, 2004

Monday Toons

Sunday, February 22, 2004

Blogger Babe - Jasmine

Jasmine is a very hot, not to mention very, very sexy 21 year old, 4'11, 100 lb Asian Hottie with really long (lower back) dark brown hair. She has very pretty brown eyes, nice lips and an innocent smile. Her Body? Mmmm, she is deffo a "spinner." Very slender with a nice figure, small nicely shaped tits with nice round nipples and a very natural, unshaved, silky-smooth bush of dark pubic hair. - Yummy!  I used to be into shaved girls, but now that is almost all you see (so dang boring)... It was very refreshing, not to mention exciting, to actually work with a babe that was hairy (see this week's Blogger Babe Pic).

An agent sent Jasmine's pic to me and as soon as I saw it I knew I wanted to meet her, hire & photograph her, date, fall in love and marry her. This girl deffo sent a tingle through my body. Mmmmm... Wow, I have been having that same type of feeling a lot lately with the models that I've been interviewing... Dang, I deffo need a girlfriend - LOL. Anyway, I called Jasmine, talked (flirted) with her on the phone for a while and set up an interview.

Arrrgggg!!! I just can't win! A couple days later Jasmine and her boyfriend showed up for the interview. Dang, what is it with these hot little models? Do they all have boyfriends or what? Dang! Dang! Dang! Of course, she looked hot and he looked like a thug. I mean, he was nice, polite and it showed that he deffo cared about her, but he still looked like a thug - tattoos all over his body, baggy pants, baseball cap on sideways, etc.. She should deffo not be with him and she should deffo be with me :o) We talked for a while. I told them about the job, the price, etc.. And found out a few things about her. She's in college and is only doing porn to make a little extra cash. Ding, ding, ding... The alarms went off in my head and again I went into "Savior" mode. You know... the same old story - she should not be doing adult work and she should be doing "real" modeling and that I could deffo help her get into it. She was very interested in what I was telling her, said she always wanted to model and would love to talk more about it - But not until after I hired her for a shoot. So I hired her.

A few days later, she and her b/f showed up a little late for the shoot. They stayed up partying all night - tsk, tsk, tsk... He was very tired and asked if he could crash somewhere. Unfortunately there was no place for that, so fortunately he went back home - Woo-Hoo! I now had Jasmine to myself all day... Well not actually to myself, my assistant (ex-girlfriend) and my partner, Big Lou, were here. Oh well, at least her b/f was not! The shoot went great and Jasmine was a lot of fun to work with. As I was shooting her, I deffo felt a connection with her. Our eyes kept locking and I really felt that something deep was passing between us. With my eyes I kept saying - "I want to make love with you, you are beautiful, I love you, leave your b/f and be with me." Of course, I was fantasizing that she was thinking similar thoughts. But in reality, she was probably thinking - "What the hell does he keep looking at me like that for." LOL! Oh well... As mentioned earlier - she was a furry little babe. I loved the fact that she had so much hair (upper & lower). It deffo made for a great shooting experience - not to mention pretty much keeping me turned on all day.

Anyway, back to the shoot. It went well and in exactly five hours we shot eight different set-ups including: cheerleader, schoolgirl, plastic wrap (mummification), amateur web cam, an Asian outfit, leopard-print bra and panties, a pink dress and of course a voyeur scene. Just as we were finishing the last scene, her b/f showed up. Dang, perfect timing. I was hoping he would be late... Oh well... I paid Jasmine and as she was leaving, she told me that she wanted to set up a time to get together and talk about doing some non-adult photography. Kewl! Of course, in my mind, I got the feeling that she just wanted to hang with me a little more. We set up a time for the following week.

The next week she called and asked for directions - making it sound like she was deffo coming by herself. I certainly had my hopes dashed when she a her b/f showed up. Dang! I can't win for losing. The three of us talked for about an hour. Discussed various ideas and set a time to shoot some artsy fashion pics the following weekend. Of course the weekend came and Jasmine didn't show up for the shoot, BUT she did call a saying that she was sorry, she had "Pink Eye" and that she would call to set another date when her eye was better. Hmmm, I wonder how long "Pink Eye" lasts - because it has been a few weeks and I have not heard from her... Oh well... Looks like another flaky model...

If you want to see more of Jasmine, check out "Mummified Girls." Sorry, I've been busy and it's the only site that I've put her on so far... Don't worry though, I'm putting her on a few of the new sites that I've been working on.
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Always Looking for Girls, Girls, Girls to Photograph!

I'm shooting a lot right now and I'm deffo looking for girls to photograph, so... If you're female, OVER 18 YEARS OF AGE, in the LA area, very cute and/or good looking and/or HOT, and are interested in posing nude for my websites, your own websites, for fun or just for some nice artistic photographs, please e-mail me with a description of yourself and a URL address where I can see a photo of you. If you're what I'm looking for, then you'll deffo hear back from me :o)

Please DO NOT send photos or files attached to your e-mails. They will be deleted!
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Looking for Adult Artists & Writers

If you're an artist and/or writer and would like to have your work featured here on Sex Blogger or one of my other Adult Story or Cartoon Sites: "Sex-Fi. Erotic Sci-Fi & Horror Sex Stories," "Cuntoons," "Pregnant Comix," "Erotic Pregnant & Plumper Stories," "Sex Tales of the Old West," "Triple X Toons," "Kinky Komix," "Illustrated Erotica" or one of the new Erotic Story or Adult Cartoon sites that I'm building, then please feel free to e-mail me with a SHORT sample of your writing or a URL address where I can see your work. As far as subject matter goes, I'm really interested in erotic Sci-Fi, Horror, Gothic, War and Crime stories and/or artwork in the same genera's. I'm also interested in material that is unique unto itself. If you send me a short sample of your writing, please spell check and proof read it before submitting it. I know that I'm not the best with grammar, but if your sample is full of misspelled words and the grammar and punctuation are noticeably worse than mine, it won't even be considered. :o)

Please, DO NOT send photos or files attached to your e-mails. They will be deleted!
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