Friday, February 6, 2004

Friday Funnies - Snapshots

Thursday, February 5, 2004

UpDates & Reviews

""REAL" Amateur Women & Teens" - Real Amateur Women & Barely Legal Teen Girls getting Naked for the Camera. Private photos exposed! Naughty neighbors & real amateur girlfriends. Exclusive Pictures!

""REAL" Amateur Women & Teens" is a site devoted to the Amateur side of adult porn. The photos are not high quality. Most of the photos were taken with either a polaroid or a consumer grade digital camera - which deffo adds to the Amateur look. If you're into "Amateurs" then ""REAL" Amateur Women & Teens" is deffo the site for you. It has 6 galleries with over 300 Amateur photos PLUS an Amateur Pregnant Gallery. Of course... all galleries are updated monthly with EXCLUSIVE PHOTOS. And yes, the polaroid pics really are exclusive. I know... because I shot them. You will only find these photographs on my sites and no where else on the net!!! I think that makes it kinda kewl :o) The site layout is very surfer friendly: easy to navigate, no hidden links, no consoles, no pop-ups, no entrapments of any kind and banner advertising is kept to a strict minimum. ""REAL" Amateur Women & Teens" is an Adult Check GOLD site - which means it's a good deal, has high quality and also gives you FREE ACCESS to thousands of other Adult Check sites.

"China Dolls" - Exotic Asian teen sluts, amateurs, lesbians & schoolgirls! Plus hidden cam, voyeur, upskirt & amateur galleries.

"China Dolls" is another of my favorite sites. Hello... it's all Asian!!! :o) The site is designed well and it's very easy to navigate. There are no hidden links, no consoles, no pop-ups and no entrapments of any kind. I hate those things so I don't incorporate them into my sites. "China Dolls" has over 300 photos of Asian Teens divided into 7 different galleries - which are updated monthly with fresh new pictures. "China Dolls" is a "CyberAge PLATINUM" site. And again, that means that when you become a "CyberAge" member you get FREE access to over 300,000 adult sites, XXX movies, live chat, live sex shows and much, much more. It really is a good deal... so take the FREE tour and check it out for yourself - "Click here to take the FREE CyberAge tour." Or just click on the link and go straight to the "China Dolls" site.

"Gay Bear" - Hard & Softcore galleries of furry bears, big hairy men, cubs, chubs, muscle dudes and amateur studs posing and having hot & sweaty sex.

"Gay Bear" is a CyberAge Platinum site with eight hardcore galleries dedicated to big & hairy Gay men. The site has a wide selection for all discriminating tastes; Oral, Anal and Solo. Some months "Gay Bear" also features Twinks, Studs, Cubs, Chubs, Leathermen and others. Site navigation is surfer friendly - which means... no annoying crap to deal with. Banner advertising is minimal and galleries are updated on a regular basis. Plus, I just completely revamped the site with an all new look and some all new galleries. Whether you're Gay, Bi-sexual or just curious about men, "Gay Bear" is a good site to check out.
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Wednesday, February 4, 2004

And So It Goes - Kindergarten

     They say that youth is wasted on the young. Likewise, I believe that kindergarten is wasted on kindergartners. Not that kindergartners aren't as cute as kittens, but we adults stand to gain more from the experience.

     This past weekend, I was treated to a tour of a kindergarten classroom (I've got connections). The kids weren't there, but the pixie dust still fluttered in the air. I had seen kindergarten classes before, but this visit struck a chord in me. Maybe because it had been a hard week with too many grownups and all their “issues.” So it goes.

     A kindergarten wall is not like a normal wall. A normal wall is Navajo white and garnished with a picture; a kindergarten wall crawls with ideas. When I entered the classroom, the first thing I noticed was a wall dedicated to apples. Why not? There were apples to name the days of the week, apples to help you count past ten, even apples where you can write your name. Ranging across the floor was a larger-than-life rug with a miniature city painted on it. Sometimes you're allowed to take out the plastic cars and drive them all over town without ever stopping for gas. And lucky for me, there was no violation for running over buildings.

     On the teacher's desk was a pyramid of ink pads and every stamp you can imagine. I went for the animal stamps and pulled out a duck. Above the duck were the words Great Job! Wouldn't it be great if our boss had one of those? I moistened the great-job-duck in yellow ink and found that it smelled like bananas. Oh, this could be fun. Scented ink. Why not? I began to sample all the colors. The blue ink smelled like blueberry. The red ink smelled like strawberry. The green ink smelled like shnozberry.

     At the front of the classroom stood a large easel headed DAILY NEWS. Below it was a list of student accomplishments. I saw that Jonathan had spelled his name correctly and that Laura had sculpted her mom with Play-Doh and that Ryan had used his words to get along with Sarah. How's that for news? Beats the eleven o'clock massacre that I've been watching every night.

     For those who are inflicted with the ailment of being too grown up, there is a medical attendant by the name of Doctor Seuss who prescribes stories. He understands that the real world is just a figment of our lack of imagination. He tells us of the Sneetches and their silly tattoos, of the Lorax who speaks for the trees, and of the cat who finally tries green eggs to find out what a fuddy-duddy he had been.

     In the corner sat a giganstrous—yes, a giganstrous— box of Legos. What have we done to replace Legos in our lives? Everyone should have a corner where they can sit down and build whatever comes to mind. In the opposite corner was a booth holding 26 puppets, one for each letter for the alphabet. The G was a giraffe who makes the guh sound. The Z was a zebra who makes the zuh sound, the F was a frog... Who wants to guess what the K was? I see that Mrs. Tobin has her hand up. That's right. It's a kuh-angaroo.

     Running alongside the chalkboard was an inchworm who measures the progress of the school year. Every night, when no one is looking, his rear end wiggles out a little longer to indicate the completion of a school day. When he extends to the very end of the chalkboard, it means the school year is over. On the weekend, the inch worm wiggles twice (he doesn't demand that we labor every step of the way). When a student is fuzzy on the concept of a weekend, on Friday the teacher explains that they'll meet again “after two sleeps.” Has a nice ring, doesn't it? See ya in two sleeps.

     Then, of course, is share time. I brought a hockey stick, anticipating that everyone else would have Pokemon cards. When the speaker assumes the Sharing Throne, the rest of us sit quietly on the floor and keep our hands to ourselves. If we're lucky, the teacher will write our name on the board for following directions. If everyone behaves, we'll be rewarded with song and dance. We can sing either about an octopus swimming through the food chain or a pizza with a thousand toppings. But everyone must sing. And because it is kindergarten, when the music comes on, the entire universe—that is, the classroom—comes alive in celebration. Doctor Seuss cuts a rug with the H-for-horse puppet. Cars dash around town on the rug below. The inch worm wriggles his derrière. Play-Doh moms come out of Lego houses. And everywhere you look, the teacher is smiling to let you know that it's okay.

     Finally, the day comes to an end, and our other parents come to get us. We're already thinking about tomorrow, when we will hatch chickens and witness the miracle of creation.

     Kindergarten is not about the trifles that occupy our adult lives. It's about joy and impossibility. If you ask me, it should come after college.
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Tuesday, February 3, 2004

Adrianna Lima - Future Blog Babe

This is another one of the babes that I've had the pleasure to work with lately... Her "Stage" name is Adrianna Lima and she is an abso-fucking-lutely hot and gorgeous Babe (with a capital "B"). She's a 19 year old, 5'7, 105 lb Mexican Beauty with long black hair, a completely shaved pussy, a great cum-fuck-me-doggy-style arch, a nice ass, small, but very nice 32A breasts with nice brown nipples and deep, dark eyes that you could just lose yourself in. I know I did. OMG! I so totally fell in love with her. But, the bad part... Come on, you know what it is. She has a boyfriend! Of course she does! A girl like Adrianna is very seldom single and if she is single, she's not that way for long. Aww, too bad for me, but she's very happy in her relationship and even though I wanted to fuck her like there was no tomorrow, I was very respectful of her relationship.

I saw Adrianna's picture on an agency's website and knew immediately that I wanted to work with her. Not to mention, fall in love with and marry, but as I already mentioned - SHE HAS A BOYFRIEND! Sorry, I just have to keep reminding myself of that. Anyway, I called the agent, and told then that I wanted to set up an interview with Adrianna. A few days later she called - keep in mind at this point I did not know she was happily taken. Anyway, between all the flirting (mostly from me), we set up an interview.

The next day she showed up at my office with an older guy following close on her heels. Needless to say, I was a little disappointed, being that I deffo had the fantasy that she was gonna show up, fall in love with me and we were gonna run off together and live happily ever after... Oh well, back to reality. As she walked into my office, I put my hand out to introduce myself, but fueling my lust even more, Adrianna bypassed my hand gave me a big hug and a passionate kiss on the cheek. Now you might say to yourself, how can a kiss on the cheek be passionate? Trust me... Maybe not in reality, but in my mind in was deffo very passionate. And I will say that blood quickly rushed to my nether-regions. I wanted to pull her into the office, slam the door (locking her companion out) and have my way with her. But, being the professional that I am, I invited her friend in. Come to find out, he was her "Uncle Bodyguard." Smart girl! Yes, she was smart. That kiss already sealed the deal that I would hire her. And I did! Almost before the interview began I told her she had the job. The rest of the interview was just talking with her, finding out all that I can and it was at this time that I found out she was taken. As my heart sank, I put my tongue back in my mouth and wiped the drool out of my pants. Dang, another dream girl taken from me before I got a chance to sweep her off her feet. Oh well, at least I'm gonna see her naked.

Adrianna showed up on time with her Bodyguard Uncle (who spent the entire shoot in my office on the computer surfing the web). Him being on the puter was kewl, it kept him out of the way and the shoot went great. Adrianna was a dream to work with. In less than four hours we shot six complete set-ups including: three different scenes with pink balloons - one with a black latex bikini, whip and black thigh-high boots, one with pink booty shorts and pink ballet slippers and one taking a shower with the balloons. We then shot a schoolgirl scene, a hot masturbation scene on my bed (Mmmmm, I still have not washed my sheets), and finally, we shot a sleeping girl scene - also very hot. I never realized how sexy a hot sleeping babe could be. Yummy!

Anyway, after the shoot, I talked with Adrianna a few times over the phone and also on the computer. I mentioned to her that she really should consider "Mainstream" modeling. And that I'd even help her get into it by shooting pics for her portfolio and hooking her up with some modeling agencies. She said that was what she really wanted to do and that she'd love to work on getting some "real" modeling pics and putting a book together... We said that we were gonna get together soon and do some more shooting, but, as my luck would have it, we never did and she moved out of state to go live with her boyfriend. Lucky Dude! Oh woe is me. But hey, at least I got a got to see her naked AND I got a nice kiss on the cheek.

If you want to see more of Adrianna, you're just gonna have to wait until I put her on some of my sites or build some new ones. Or until some of the sets sell and other webmasters put them up on their sites.

Oh... and the reason that it says "Future Blogger Babe" is because I just haven't gotten around to putting the "Sex Blogger" URL on any of her pics yet. But trust me... I most definitely will :o)
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Monday, February 2, 2004

Monday Toons

Sunday, February 1, 2004

Blogger Babe - Thai Angel

Thai Angel is a very cute 19 year old, 5'0, 90 lb Asian Hottie. Isn't she cute? Yeah, yeah... I know she looks young, but don't freak out, (and don't any of you pedophile pervs get wrong idea), she IS a legal adult! Anyway, she has a great figure with very nicely shaped 32C breasts, a shaved pussy with just a wisp of silky-soft hair and probably one of the tiniest asses I've ever seen. Yeah, yeah... I know, she's small all over, but still, her butt is just so dang cute. Thai Angel also has beautiful long (middle of her back) brown hair, bright brown eyes and a very sweet, very innocent smile. But don't let that smile fool you. Yeah, yeah... she looks sweet and innocent, but let me tell you, this babe can deffo lay on the "sexy" - (see this week's Blogger Babe Pic).

I met Thai Angel through and agent. She was the model (with the b/f) I interviewed a while ago. Click here to read about it. Anyway, it turns out that she is not so sweet, innocent and naive as I originally thought. I had a long talk with her and found out that she came over here from Thailand to visit her b/f and to take some English courses while she was here. ALSO, it was her idea (not his) to do some adult work. That totally blew me away. She told me (in very broken English) that she could make some great money doing this type of work and then go back home, pay for college and live quite comfortably in Bangkok for a while. She deffo had a plan that she was following. I'll give her credit for that, but dang!!! She deffo should not be doing this type of work. And her b/f should deffo not let her do it! Oh well... who am I to judge?

As you can see, I hired her for a shoot. Of course, she doesn't have a car here and her b/f has a real job, so I had to go pick her up for the shoot. When I got there she was completely ready to go. In other words, I didn't have to wait for her. She got in the car and on the way to location she finally started to open up to me and talk - which was both a curse and a blessing. A curse because... once she started talking, she never shut up. Dang, the girl talked non-stop all day long. And about half of what she said I could not understand. I just nodded and smiled a lot! No, I'm kidding, her English was ok. Only about a quarter of it I could not understand. A blessing because... she felt very comfortable and we really got to know each other in the short time we were together. A very sweet girl that seems like she deffo knows what she wants in life. But, I still always have to think that there's screw loose somewhere with someone that does this type of work (myself included).

Anyway, back to the shoot. The shoot went great. Thai Angel was deffo a pleasure to work with. Anything that I needed her to do, she did it. And she did it with a smile. So much so, I actually had to tell her to stop smiling. And of course, that made her smile even more. Dang! We were flying through the shoot. In exactly four (4) hours, between all the smiling, laughing and changing clothes, we did nine (9) different set-ups including; cheerleader, schoolgirl, amateur, lingerie (with a gun - which was very kewl), bellhop, bikini, two (2) voyeur scenes and plastic wrap. Yeah, yeah... I know. You're probably wondering what the plastic wrap is all about. Well, it was very kewl. We wrapped her tightly (like a mummy) from head to toe in clear saran wrap. I guess that it's some type of new fetish. Didn't do a whole lot for me (sexually), but it was still very kewl.

After the shoot I drove her back to her b/f's, asked when she was leaving and told her that I would deffo love to shoot her again before she leaves. She said she was pretty booked up but if she had the time she would love to work with me again. She gave me a big hug and got out of the car.

A few days later, she and her b/f came over to look at the pics and picked out a bunch that they wanted. I again brought up that I wanted to shoot her (again) and they said that she would be deffo interested but didn't know if she had the time and that they would call me in a couple of days to let me know. Of course, they never called. Thai Angel is probably back in Bangkok by now. Oh well...

If you want to see more of Thai Angel, check out "Guns and Tits." Sorry, but so far this is the only site I've had time to put her on... But never fear, she will be featured on a lot more Adult Sites in the very near future. I will deffo keep you updated.
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Always Looking for Girls, Girls, Girls to Photograph!

I'm shooting a lot right now and I'm deffo looking for girls to photograph, so... If you're female, OVER 18 YEARS OF AGE, in the LA area, very cute and/or good looking and/or HOT, and are interested in posing nude for my websites, your own websites, for fun or just for some nice artistic photographs, please e-mail me with a description of yourself and a URL address where I can see a photo of you. If you're what I'm looking for, then you'll deffo hear back from me :o)

Please DO NOT send photos or files attached to your e-mails. They will be deleted!
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Looking for Adult Artists & Writers

If you're an artist and/or writer and would like to have your work featured here on Sex Blogger or one of my other Adult Story or Cartoon Sites: "Sex-Fi. Erotic Sci-Fi & Horror Sex Stories," "Cuntoons," "Pregnant Comix," "Erotic Pregnant & Plumper Stories," "Sex Tales of the Old West," "Triple X Toons," "Kinky Komix," "Illustrated Erotica" or one of the new Erotic Story or Adult Cartoon sites that I'm building, then please feel free to e-mail me with a SHORT sample of your writing or a URL address where I can see your work. As far as subject matter goes, I'm really interested in erotic Sci-Fi, Horror, Gothic, War and Crime stories and/or artwork in the same genera's. I'm also interested in material that is unique unto itself. If you send me a short sample of your writing, please spell check and proof read it before submitting it. I know that I'm not the best with grammar, but if your sample is full of misspelled words and the grammar and punctuation are noticeably worse than mine, it won't even be considered. :o)

Please, DO NOT send photos or files attached to your e-mails. They will be deleted!
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