Friday, January 30, 2004

Friday Funnies - Transgender Barbie

Thursday, January 29, 2004

UpDates & Reviews

"Mega-Voyeur" - Galleries of hidden cams, toilet cams, shower cams and lots of other voyeur, amateur, upskirt and down blouse pics of cute teens, college girls, horny housewives and other masturbating babes.

"Mega Voyeur" is a "Adult Check Gold" site. It's just what the name implies; a "MEGA" Voyeur site! It has 13 hidden cam galleries of hot young babes changing clothes, taking showers, masturbating and doing the things that girls do when they think they're alone. It also has two upskirt galleries, an amateur gallery and a pregnant voyeur gallery. Banner advertising is kept to a minimal, galleries are updated monthly and there are no annoying pop-ups or consoles. Membership is only $24.95 a month and that not only gives you access to "Mega-Voyeur," but also to thousands of other adult sites, chat rooms, movies, etc.. So, if you like peeping through windows, spying on innocent girls and/or looking up skirts, then "Mega-Voyeur" is deffo a site you should take a peek at - Pun intended! LOL.

"Nude Amateur Women" - Real Amateur Women and Barely Legal Teen Girls getting Nude for the Camera.

"Nude Amateur Women" is a CyberAge Platinum site. This site is a simple, no frills but fairly fast loading Amateur site. Again (like all my sites) it's easy to navigate. There are no pop-ups, no hidden links and no entrapments of any kind to piss you off. All the pics were taken with a Polaroid camera. So if you like Amateurs and Amateur photography, check this site out. You won't be disappointed. Also, there's a huge RETRO RAUNCH gallery. And this gallery is pretty kewl. It has tons of antique porn pics - everything from the 1880's up to the 1960's. So if you wanna see what your parents, grandparents and even great grandparents did way back when - give it a click.

"Victory Girls - Nude Women of the World!" - Nudes of beautiful blondes, brunettes and redheads from around the world. Teen, Amateur, Hardcore, Lesbian and Big Titty Galleries just added!

"Victory Girls" is a "CyberAge Platinum" site; it's surfer friendly, updated on a regular basis, has a ton of pics and is completely redesigned to give you (the surfer) a whole new, nice and pleasant experience. There are 10 galleries (with over 500 photos) of sexy & sweet babes for you to drool over. Most of the babes are ones I photographed and quite a few of them are also featured as "Blogger Babes." So if you like the babes here on "Sex Blogger," then deffo check out "Victory Girls."

"Cheerleaders & Teens in Uniform" - Cheerleader sluts, sexy Schoolgirls, naughty Nurses & other Barely Legal Teens in Uniform.

"Cheerleaders & Teens in Uniform" The site design is good and of course it's easy to navigate. The splash pages are fairly quick loading and have quite a few sample pictures to give you an idea what's inside. Inside there are 9 separate galleries with over 300 photos of teens in uniform: everything from cheerleaders & schoolgirls to flight attendants, doctors, nurses, bus drivers, marines, french maids and more. The galleries are updated on a regular basis (monthly) with fresh new pics. "Cheerleaders & Teens in Uniform" is an AdultCheck Gold site. And that means that it's high quality, gives you access to thousands of other sites and has very few banners and no entrapments or other annoying shit that pisses you off. Check it out!

"Blonde-O-Rama" - Blondes, blondes and nothing but sexy, dumb, big breasted blondes that love to fuck. Well... maybe a few hot & horny brunettes with big tits.

"Blonde-O-Rama" is a CyberAge Platinum site. It's easy to navigate, has no pop-ups, no hidden links, no consoles and no surfer entrapment of any kind. Trust me, if you surf the web at all, you already know how annoying consoles and pop-ups are. "Blonde-O-Rama" has three galleries of big breasted Blonde bimbos, one gallery of big breasted Brunette bimbos and a Blonde Jokes Gallery. All galleries are updated monthly.
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Wednesday, January 28, 2004

And So It Goes - The Son Also Rises

     I'm sitting outside a fast-food restaurant, and a scene breaks out. It was a juicy little explosion between mother and son. Call me morbid, but I really enjoy that kind of thing. I call it OPP—other people's problems.

     Not that I was looking or anything, but here's an explicit account of what happened.

     This particular restaurant had a play area for children. There were ladders and ropes and tunnels and slides and miles of fast-food fun. It's no wonder the mom was having trouble getting her son's attention. She wanted to wrench her boy from paradise and plop him back down in reality. I didn't feel bad for the kid because he was a stark raving brat (something else should be “stark raving” besides madness). I wanted to speak some sense into the kid, but he was spoiled to the core.

     “All right, Jimmy, that's enough,” said Mom. “You come down from that slide right now, or there's no ice cream when we get home...”

     Parents hang the ice cream issue over their children's head all the time. It's used to reward, punish, pacify, and predict their child's behavior. Ice cream isn't a food: it's a parenting tool.

     Jimmy wasn't budging because he knew that his mother was herself a soft cone. He continued his game of chase with another boy, undaunted by his mom's threats.

     “I mean it, Jimmy. This is my last warning.”

     The boy was pulling a major Helen Keller. His mother stood there keys in hand, sunglasses on nose, and tough decision to make. Does she keep yelling at her son from the periphery or go in there after him? She must have wondered how the boy had become so mule-headed. Maybe it was that she couldn't decide between using the stick or the ice cream.

     “Are you listening to me, Jimmy? This is my last warning.”

     Major blunder in roundup: two last warnings. Where do you go from there? Parents should only declare last warning when they are prepared to follow up. It's the Roe versus Wade of future final warnings.

     Mom changed her tack: “If you don't come down by the count of three, there's no piggyback ride to the car...”

     She was growing desperate. If the boy didn't bite on the ice cream, what made her think he'd go for a piggyback ride? Besides, this was the kind of kid who would jump onto a stranger for a piggyback ride if he needed one. So it goes.

     “I'm going to count to three, and if you're not out here...”

     She started The Countdown. “One...”

     Jimmy continued to run around in oblivion.

     “Twooooo...”

     His mom grew fidgety-mad. Off came the sunglasses. Down went the purse. And without so much as a 2-and-a-half, she marched right into that jungle after the brat. She caught the boy halfway around the tube slide and seized him by the arm. The child let out a wail that echoed in the hills and set birds in motion. This kid could work as an air raid siren at a navy base.

     The mom tried to duck the gaze of passers-by as she dragged her son from the premises. The boy continued to scream.

     His cry was muffled short by the slam of a car door. I nibbled on my French fry as I watched the drama unfold, now in silence. I wasn't being nosy, mind you, but doing some investigative reporting.

     The mother chided her son with her forefinger, but he plugged his ears and refused to listen. She may have had his body, but she'd never have his obedience. At times, the boy held up his arm as if it were broken. He possibly threatened to turn her in for child abuse. And wouldn't you know it, she began to cave in. She didn't want to be the kind of mother who hurt her son. As the two drove away, Mom was making some kind of concession, and I'd bet a pretty penny that it had to do with ice cream.

     Ahem.

     Raising a child is not easy. It requires a tricky blend of smarts and compassion, diligence and ice cream. I think there should be mandatory child-rearing courses for new parents. We need a license to drive and a license to fish, but any old schmuck can have a child.

     If children are rewarded for their tantrums like our little Jimmy, they grow up spoiled and ultimately cut us off on the freeway. We live in the age of the over-permissive parent. I'm not suggesting that we beat our children into submission. Effective boundaries can be established without touching a child. But in addition to love, a child needs to grow up with a sense of consequence. Not “Stop, or I'll say stop again,” but immediate, tangible, non-food-related consequence. It forms the foundation of how these little people will conduct themselves as big people.

     Mine is not an expert opinion. I was a terrible child and am not doing much better as a grown-up. In fact, I'm more of a growing-up. But just as I know that Keanu Reeves is a terrible actor without being in show business, I know this mother was not doing a good job raising her son. Any time you have to drag someone across a parking lot, it is a pretty good sign that you're not using your words.

     On the bright side, the playground finally cleared out and allowed me to jump in and have some fun of my own.
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Tuesday, January 27, 2004

Pregnant Tuesday

Since this week's Blogger Babe is pregnant, I thought I'd just do a whole pregnant theme... Enjoy!
 

Monday, January 26, 2004

Monday Toons

Sunday, January 25, 2004

Blogger Babe - Jade

Jade is a very sweet 21 year old, 5'4, Pregnant Latina Hottie with pretty, just past the shoulder, dark hair. She has pretty, mischievous brown eyes, a small frame and (at the time I photographed her), a fairly big and pregnant stomach. And even though her breasts were starting to swell, they were still quite small. Her pussy? Very shaved! (see this week's Blogger Babe Pic).

My partner, Big Lou, and I were looking for some pregnant babes to shoot. We ran an ad in the paper and the first person to call was Jade. She described herself over the phone and a week later she and her boyfriend (father of the baby) came for an interview. They were both nice, we talked about the photo job, what it pays, etc. etc.. It was a pretty straight forward interview. The thing that I did find interesting about Jade and her b/f is that this was their second kid together. You might be saying to yourself - "So what?" But, what made interesting to me was that they also lived with another woman who was also pregnant AND was also the girlfriend of BOTH Jade and her b/f. This other woman was pregnant with her second child as well and they all lived together in one big happy household. Now at the time I didn't have a g/f and I'm thinking to myself - "This is one lucky dude... well except for the children part... I'm not ready for that yet." Anyway, this guy (who was nice, but not all that) is living in a 24 hour threesome and I don't even have a g/f. What is up with that? How does he get two bisexual babes while I don't even have one? So I figured, maybe if I hire her for the shoot, he will come to the shoot, I can get buddy/buddy with him and maybe he will tell me his secrets. I hired her on the spot and a week later we were shooting.

The shoot went well, she and her man showed up on time and we got a lot of work done. The shoot lasted about six hours. We shot seven or eight set-ups. We shot her as a cheerleader (pom-poms and all), in lingerie, in a few different outfits, a voyeur scene and then masturbating on a couch, in a bed, etc.. Everything about the shoot was kewl, except I didn't get to learn his secrets. Dang!

After the shoot, I talked with and also worked with Jade and her man a few times. They hired me to shoot some pics for her portfolio and also for some foot fetish site they were doing. Still, I didn't learn his secrets. Oh well... Last I heard she was pregnant again.

If you want to see more of Jade, check her out on her home page at "Pregnant Jade" and also at "Pregnant Teens in Lingerie," "Erotic Pregnant & Plumper Stories," "Pregnant Voyeur," "Nude Pregnant Women," "Victory Girls - Nude Women of the World," "Prep School Sluts," ""REAL" Amateur Women & Teens," "Cheerleaders & Teens in Uniform," and of course "Mega-Voyeur."
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Always Looking for Girls, Girls, Girls to Photograph!

I'm shooting a lot right now and I'm deffo looking for girls to photograph, so... If you're female, OVER 18 YEARS OF AGE, in the LA area, very cute and/or good looking and/or HOT, and are interested in posing nude for my websites, your own websites, for fun or just for some nice artistic photographs, please e-mail me with a description of yourself and a URL address where I can see a photo of you. If you're what I'm looking for, then you'll deffo hear back from me :o)

Please DO NOT send photos or files attached to your e-mails. They will be deleted!
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Looking for Adult Artists & Writers

If you're an artist and/or writer and would like to have your work featured here on Sex Blogger or one of my other Adult Story or Cartoon Sites: "Sex-Fi. Erotic Sci-Fi & Horror Sex Stories," "Cuntoons," "Pregnant Comix," "Erotic Pregnant & Plumper Stories," "Sex Tales of the Old West," "Triple X Toons," "Kinky Komix," "Illustrated Erotica" or one of the new Erotic Story or Adult Cartoon sites that I'm building, then please feel free to e-mail me with a SHORT sample of your writing or a URL address where I can see your work. As far as subject matter goes, I'm really interested in erotic Sci-Fi, Horror, Gothic, War and Crime stories and/or artwork in the same genera's. I'm also interested in material that is unique unto itself. If you send me a short sample of your writing, please spell check and proof read it before submitting it. I know that I'm not the best with grammar, but if your sample is full of misspelled words and the grammar and punctuation are noticeably worse than mine, it won't even be considered. :o)

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