Wednesday, December 25, 2002

Merry Christmas

Just a classic little Christmas poem to help you get through the day. Well ok, it's not the "Classic." It kinda has it's own twist. - Enjoy!

It was Christmas Eve and the Grinch was on the prowl. 
He lurked and he crept, and he leapt with a scowl. 
He landed on top of the house of a Who, 
Little Christmas Loo Who, who would soon turn twenty-two. 

Christy Loo was born on the day of the Who's favorite season, 
But she despised Christmas for that very reason. 
No one remembered her birthday because, 
They were all too busy waiting for dear old Santa Claus. 

A quiet evening at home is what Christy most craved, 
With a bucket of sex toys she was ready to misbehave. 
Tit-clamps, nipple twisters and vibrating dildos
Were all waiting to be used by this busty blonde Who. 
Her pink flower was gushing wet with love, 
Little did she know that there was someone green up above. 
The pungent aroma from her delectable vaginny, 
Had seeped out and wafted right up the chimney. 

The Grinch took a sniff, "Could it be?  The sweet smell of Who gash?" 
He followed the smell, then looked down with a sneer, 
"Christmas is going to be a little different this year." 
He slid down the chimney quiet as a mouse, 
Then crept from the fireplace into Christy's little ole house. 

Christy was playing with her G-spot dildo, 
She was much too busy to notice the weirdo. 
Then she looked up suddenly with a frightened start, 
All she could hear was the beating of her very own heart. 

Then out of the shadows the Grinch had appeared, 
Stroking his hardening package he grumbled, "Do not fear, my dear." 
"Oh, Santy Claus you scared me!"  Christy said with a shiver, 
The Grinch said, "Don't worry sweet Who, I'm here to deliver." 
The Grinch looked around and noticed that there was no tree to be found. 
No presents or decorations where Christmas should be laid down. 
Just Christy Loo, and her assortment of toys. 
So he asked, "Why aren't you out with some of those nice boys?" 

Christy Loo laughed and said, 
"They're too busy with sugar plums dancing in their heads. 
I need a man who'll forget this Christmas shit, 
Then I could spend the whole night having fun with his dick." 

The Grinch stepped forward wearing a frown, 
"I'm afraid you've let poor Santa Claus down." 
He stroked his monstrous green tool to thickness, 
"I think it's time that you began begging for forgiveness." 

Christy felt guilty since she really didn't mean to hurt St. Nick, 
Then her eyes became transfixed on Santa's oversized dick. 
Her eye's grew as wide as saucers, as they twinkled with fire 
She crawled over to the Grinch, where she felt herself grow inspired. 
She opened her mouth . . .  wider and wider, 
Then swallowed more cock than she's ever had inside of her. 
Christy Loo sucked that Grinch with such vim and vigor, 
That there are those down in Whoville that say his cock grew three times bigger. 
The sucking sounds she made bounced off of the walls, 
While she sucked him down, she also tongued his great big green balls. 

Tonight the Grinch didn't want just her mouth, 
He wanted to go South. 
So he pushed Christy Loo down flat on her back, 
Then settled down for an oral attack. 
He flicked her clit lightly with his tongue, then took a slow strong lick up. 
He then wiggled his tongue sideways, before sliding it on up. 
Christy writhed and panted while pounding on the floor, 
"Oh Santa, no one's ever done that before!" 

Then the horny Grinch grew restless once more, 
He was getting nowhere grinding his cock on the floor. 
"I think you've earned your present my dear, 
Now turn around so I can have a look at your rear." 
Christy Loo flipped over dutifully, 
Spreading her ass before the Grinch quite beautifully. 

Look at that tiny sweet little pucker, 
I think that's how I'm going to fuck her. 
So he grabbed a can of Grease, 
And lubed his shaft, aiming at her crease. 
He shoved it in hard . . .  All in one go. 
Making Christy wince and cry out, "Oh, Oh, OH!" 
But her cries only made the Grinch bolder, 
So he grabbed onto her hips, and pulled back on her shoulders. 
From tip to root he pistoned with zeal, 
He fucked poor Christy Loo so hard, he made her squeal. 

"Oh Santa!  Oh Fuck!  God damn it!  Oh Shit!" 
I didn't know that you could fuck me where I sit! 
Christy Loo's pain began to subside, 
Then something incredible happened inside. 
A strong tingling, then an explosion of pleasure 
So exuberant no Richter scale could possibly measure! 
"Fuck me harder!"  She screamed at the top of her lungs. 
"Harder!  Deeper!  Stretch out my bung!" 

So the Grinch grabbed her pig tails, one in each fist 
Then he pulled back on her head shouting, "Here, how is this?" 
He picked up speed, fucking her harder - never mellow, 
He wondered how she'd like to feel her bowels filled with creamed jello 
Then when he felt his need finally arise, 
He smiled and thought, I've got another surprise. 

He pulled out, and forced Christy Loo to her knees 
"Close your eyes, my dear, and open wide please?" 
Christy Loo knew just what to do, 
She tilted her head back, and opened her mouth for the goo. 
In a flash, it arrived with a splash! 
Then a SPLASH! SPLASH! SPLASH! SPLASH! 

Great globs of Grinch goo dripped from her face, 
Splattering onto the floor, making a mess of the place. 
It clung to her pig tails, shoulders and breasts. 
Then she wrapped her mouth around his cock to suck out the rest. 

The Grinch staggered back with a look that was quite queer, 
"I believe you've gotten back your Holiday cheer. 
Now don't be a stranger, come visit Mt. Crumpet my dear. 
We can have fun like this all fucking year."

I hope that you liked it and I hope Santa was good to you this year and I deffo wish each and every one of you a very Merry Christmas :o)
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Tuesday, December 24, 2002

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Monday, December 23, 2002

Frenetic Wanderings / Adult Cartoons

Sunday, December 22, 2002

Blogger Babe - Megan

Megan is a 24 year old, 5'5, 110 lb Irish Redhead. Yes, she's a natural redhead; the cuff deffo matches the collar. - You know what I mean! She has a nice body, nice perky tits (her nipples are perpetually hard) and she has a nice little shaved pussy with a little landing-strip of fine red hair - (see this week's Blogger Babe Pic).

I met Megan through an ad I placed in the paper. She called, described herself and then talked on the phone with me for probably two hours. She was friendly, sweet, nice, flirty, had a great personality and was very professional. I deffo wanted to meet her. We set up an interview for later that day. 

Megan showed up on time (with a cute girlfriend) for the interview. Megan, her girlfriend (who is just a friend, not a lover) and I deffo hit it off. We talked about the job, talked about life, watched tv, ate dinner, laughed and pretty much just hung out for a few hours. Megan is a really kewl person. She's an actress, no not porn, she's a real actress and has been in a few movies, been on tv, etc.. But sadly, there was deffo a screw loose somewhere... I couldn't place it but she had a few of the signs of problems, either in her past, going through them now or more than likely - both! She had everything going for her, movies, modeling, looks, talent, etc... But, she was in a relationship that was not the healthiest, she needed money, she was dancing (stripping) and now she was posing nude... Sad! I deffo tried to talk her out of doing adult work... But she had her mind made up that that was what she needed to. So I figured that I might as well take advantage of her looks and willingness to work. So yes, by the time she left I hired her and set up a shoot for the following week.

The shoot went well (as usual). We did six different set-ups in three locations and did it all in about five hours. We shot her masturbating on a couch, then dressed as a sexy doctor, then drove out to a secluded area and shot a bunch of outdoors pics, even shot her masturbating in the car on the way to the shoot. The driver of the cars passing us loved that. I'm surprised we didn't cause a few wrecks - LOL. After the outdoors shoot we came back to my house and made her into a pizza. OMG! That was fun. I'm not talking about jut a little sauce spread on her body, I'm talking an entire pizza. We laid her on the kitchen counter, spread sauce over her, then cheese, olives and pepperoni. She deffo looked good enough to eat. But she had a boyfriend, so I didn't even attempt it :o) After the pizza party we put her in the shower and did voyeur pics of her washing... Like I said, the shoot went well and we shot a lot!

After the shoot, we talked on the phone, hung out and started to become friends. Since she had a b/f and I didn't have a g/f she was deffo trying to fix me up with her girlfriend (the one that came to the interview). And that was ok with me, she was a total babe. 19 years old, college co-ed, had no interest in posing nude, no tatts, beautiful long and silky black hair, nice body, pretty eyes, great smile AND a nice personality. I deffo let Megan play match-maker and within a week, I had a dinner date with the girlfriend. Of course I fixed dinner and it was at my house and of course Megan came to dinner as well - you know... as a chaperone - plus she was hungry. Anyway, we had a great dinner, great conversation, watched a movie and during the movie, the girlfriend and I got very comfortable with each other. She basically laid in my arms and watched the movie while I stroked her hair - which turned into a mini back-rub, which turned into - nothing! Megan had to leave and girlfriend didn't want to seem "easy" so she had to leave as well. Dang! I really thought I was gonna get some... Oh well!!! We all hugged and kissed and they left.

I never saw the girlfriend again... I got busy, she got busy, blah, blah, blah... But I did see and hang out with Megan over the next few months. But as I mentioned earlier, she was going through a bunch of crap in her life and as the time passed, we called and saw each other less and less until finally we lost touch. Last I heard she had left her b/f and moved away. I do think of her a lot, hope that she got her life straightened out and I wish her the best

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Looking for Babes to Photograph!

If you're female, OVER 18 YEARS OF AGE, in the LA area, very cute and/or good looking and/or HOT, and are interested in posing nude for my websites, your own websites, for fun or just for some nice artistic photographs, please e-mail me with a description of yourself and a URL address where I can see a photo of you. DO NOT send a photo or file attached to your e-mail. It will be deleted! I am very picky with the girls I choose to work with and only choose specific looks for specific jobs so, needless to say, I may not respond to you. Don't take it personally! But if you're what I'm looking for, then you'll deffo hear back from me :o)
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Also, DO NOT send photos or files attached to your e-mails. They will be deleted!
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