Friday, November 15, 2002

Sex Advice from Dear Nina
 

Thursday, November 14, 2002

Updates & Reviews

Dang, deffo seems like all I do these days is update sites. Anyway, for your viewing pleasure, here are the sites I updated this week. Enjoy!
 

"Anal-Rama - The Ultimate Anal Site!" - Hardcore galleries of butt fucking, rim jobs, fisting and much more. These hot babes just can't get enough Anal Action. It's Anal-licious!

"Anal-Rama" is just what is says it is - Hardcore Anal Fucking!!! If you're into Anal Sex, then this is a great site for you. If you're not into Anal, don't go to this site!!! IT'S VERY HARDCORE!! "Anal-Rama" has 7 galleries with over 300 hardcore and close up pics of people (teens, preggos, grannies, trannies, etc.) having Anal Sex. The galleries are updated monthly. "Anal-Rama" is a "CyberAge PLATINUM" AVS site.

""REAL" Amateur Women & Teens" - Real Amateur Women & Barely Legal Teen Girls getting Naked for the Camera. Private photos exposed! Naughty neighbors & real amateur girlfriends. Exclusive pictures!

""REAL" Amateur Women & Teens" is a site devoted to the Amateur side of adult porn. The photos are not high quality. Most of the photos were taken with either a polaroid or a consumer grade digital camera - which deffo adds to the Amateur look. If you're into "Amateurs" then ""REAL" Amateur Women & Teens" is deffo the site for you. It has 6 galleries with over 300 Amateur photos plus an Amateur Pregnant Gallery. Of course... all galleries are updated monthly with EXCLUSIVE PHOTOS. And yes, the polaroid pics really are exclusive. I know... because I shot them. You will only find these photographs on my sites and no where else on the net!!! I think that makes it kinda kewl :o) The site layout is very surfer friendly: easy to navigate, no hidden links, no consoles, no pop-ups, no entrapments of any kind and banner advertising is kept to a minimum. ""REAL" Amateur Women & Teens" is an Adult Check GOLD site - which means it's a good deal, has high quality and also gives you FREE ACCESS to thousands of other Adult Check sites.

"Victory Girls - Nude Women of the World!" - Nudes of beautiful blondes, brunettes and redheads from around the world. Teen, Amateur, Hardcore, Lesbian and Big Titty Galleries just added!

"Victory Girls" is a "CyberAge Platinum" site; it's surfer friendly, updated on a regular basis and has a ton of pics. There're many galleries (with over 300 photos) of sexy & sweet babes for you to drool over. Most of the babes are ones I photographed and quite a few of them are also featured as "Blogger Babes." So if you like the babes here on "Sex Blogger," then deffo check out "Victory Girls."
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Wednesday, November 13, 2002

Introducing My New Adult Site - Teen Twins

Teen Twins - Hardcore galleries of sexy lesbian twin sisters. Paternal, fraternal and some sexy girls that just look alike. Plus XXX movies, live chat and more.

"Teen Twins" is a CyberSex Prestige PLUS site. There are six galleries with over 300 photos of hot lesbian twins (or some girls that just alike). I've been working on getting this site up for a while now and finally completed and uploaded it the other day - Woo-Hoo :o) I really like the site. Of course, I like the babes on the site; there're some really sexy ones. And to make it even better, they're twins. They're not just twins, they're lesbian twins. Well actually not all of them are twins. Some are just hot lesbians that look alike... So,  Shhhhh, don't tell anybody. Let's keep it our little secret - LOL. Anyway, I like the design of the site. Of course I do... I designed it - LOL. Aside from the aesthetics, it's easy to navigate, fairly quick loading and did I mention - tons of hot & sexy lesbian babes kissing pussy. And of course, it's updated monthly. I shot some of the pics, but the majority, I licensed from an image broker. And because "Teen Twins" is a CyberSex Prestige PLUS site you also get free access to thousands of other adult sites, free adult movies (over 50,000), live chat, live cam feeds, live sex shows, exclusive pictorials and videos, personal ads and much, much more. Check it out and let me know what you think.
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Tuesday, November 12, 2002

Sexual Intercourse (Fucking) Slang Synonyms

FUCK - Acronym. F.U.C.K - "for unlawful carnal knowledge," or "fornication under consent of the king."

A hormone fix, a little heavy breathing, accommodate, action, Adam and Eve it, Adamize, ball, ballock, bang, bareback ride, beat someone with an ugly stick, beef, be familiar with, be in a woman's beef, beef injection, belly ride, belly to belly, blow off, Bob, boff, boink, bone, bonk, bop, bore, bouncy-bouncy, break a lance, break a leg, bufu, bugger, bumbaste, bumble, bunny-fuck, bury one's wick, bury the hatchet, bury the meat-muffin, bury the weenie, business, buzz the brillo, cane, caress, carnalize, caulk, chafer, change one's luck, chingar, chingada, chuck a tread, churn her butter, clean her clock, cock up, cohabit, coit, coition, come about, come across, come aloft, conjugate, consummate, cool out, corn hole, copulation, correspond, couple, couple with, crack it, cram it, cream, cuddle, cuddle dance, dance the buttock jig, dance the married man's cotillion, dance the matrimonial polka, dance the mattress jig, dating, dehorn, devirginize, dibble, dick, diddle, dig her chili, dip one's wick, dip the stick, do, do a bit, do a bottom-wetter, do a dive in the dark, do a flop, do a grind, do an inside worry, do a push, do a put, do a rudeness, do a shoot up the straight, do a slide up the board, do a spread, do the hokey-pokey, dock, dog, do ill, do it, dork, do the chores, do the deed, do the dirty deed, do the do, do the dog, do the duty, do the monkey, do the naughty, do the story with, do the trick, doggy style, drive a rod, drive home, drive into, dry fuck, dry humping, dry run, ease nature, easy make, ecchi, embrace, enjoy, enjoy a woman, exchange spits, favors, feed the dumb-glutton, feed the dummy, ferret, fettle, fiddle, firk, fit ends, fit end to end, fix her plumbing, fix someone up, flap, flesh, flesh it, flesh session, flop in the hay, fondle, fooling around, fornicate, frail job, freak-off, freaking, frig, fuck, fucking, fuckle, fuck someones brains out, fugle, fumble, fun & games, futz, get a belly full of marrow pudding, get a home run, get a shove in one's blind eye, get busy, get down to it, get fixed-up, get hilt and hair, get home, get in, get into, get into her, get into her pants, get it on, get Jack in the orchard, get laid, get off, get one's chimney swept out, get one's end in, get one's end wet, get one's groove on, get one's leather stretched, get ones leg over, get one's nut cracked, get one's oil changed, get on top of, get some, get some action, get some ass, get some cunt, get there, get to work, get up the pole, getting your plumbing snaked, getting your rock's off, ginicomtwig, give a hole to hide in, give a woman a shot, give hard for soft, give her a frigging, give her a hosing, give her a screwing, give her a meat injection, give her the business, give it to someone, give juice for jelly, give mutton for beef, give one a stab, give one the works, give the dog a bone, give way, go ballocking, go bed-pressing, go bum-fucking, go bum-tickling, go bum-working, go bush-ranging, go cock-fighting, go cunny-catching, go doodling, go down, go fishing, go like a belt-fed motor, go like a rat up a drain-pipe, go rumpling, go rump-splitting, go on one's back, go the limit, go through a woman, go to bed with, go to it, go to town, go to work, go twat-fucking, go vaulting, go wenching, go with, going at it, grant the favor, grease, grease the monkey, grease the wheel, Greek, grind, grind one's tool, hammer, hanky panky, have a bit, have a bit of bum, have a bit of cock, have a bit of cunt, have a bit of curly greens, have a bit of fish, have a bit of giblet pie, have a bit of gutstick, have a bit of meat, have a bit of mutton, have a bit of pork, have a bit of skirt, have a bit of sugar-stick, have a bit of summer-cabbage, have a bit of the creamstick, have a flutter, have a fuck, have a game in the cock loft, have a leap up the ladder, have a poke, have a ride, have a turn on one's back, have a wipe at the wet-place, have connection, have given pussy a taste of cream, have hot pudding for supper, have it off, have it up, have live sausage for supper, have one's cut, have one's oats, he'n & she'n, hide the ferret, hide the salami, hide the sausage, hide the weasel, hit a home run, hit it, hit it off, hit in the tail, homerun, homework, honey fuck, hop on, horizontal be-bop, horizontal hulu, horizontal mambo, horizontalize, hound, huddle, hump, I & I, impale, in the box, in the saddle, intercourse, introduce Charley, invade, jab, jack, jazz, jazz it, jerk, jiggle, jig-jig, jink, job, joder, join giblets, join paunches, jolt, jottle, jounce, jump, jump on someone's bones, keep company, kiss, knock, knock it off, knocking boots, kuso, lally-gag, laps around the track, lay, lay off with, lay out, lay some pipe, lay your cane in a dusty corner, liberate, lie feet up, lie legs spread, lie under, lie with, like the birds and the bees, lift one's leg, light the lamp, lob in, look at the ceiling, lose the match and pocket the steak, love, lubricate, make, make butter, make ends meet, make her grunt, make it, make love, make one's love come down, make the chimney smoke, make the scene, make whoopie, makin' bacon, mate, McQ, meddle, mess around, mingle bloods, mingle limbs, missionary position, mix's one's peanut-butter, mount, muck around, muddle, nail, nail two bellies together, naughty, nibble, nick, nidge, niggle, night baseball, nookie, noonie, nut, oblige, one night stand, open up to, parallel park, park the car in the love garage, parallel parking, party, pash on, peel one's best end, peg, perform, pile, pin, plank, plant, plant a man, plant the oats, play, play on all fours, play at cock in the cover, play at couple your navels, play at in and out, play at pickle me tickle me, play at the first game ever played, play at tops and bottoms, play doctor, play hide the salami, play the organ, play tiddlywinks, please, pleasure, plough, plow, pluck, plug, pocket the red, poke, pole, pom-pom, pop, pop it in, pork, possess carnally, post a letter, pound, pray with the knees upward, pump, push on, pussywhippin', put four quarters on the spit, put it in, put it to her, put the blocks to, put the boots to, put the Devil into hell, qualify, quickie, quiff, quim, rabbit, rake, rake the coals, ram, rasp away, ride, ride the hobby horse, rifle, rock, rock and roll, rock the cazba, rocking chair, romp, root, rootle, roll in the hay, roust, rout, rub bacons, rub up, rudder, rumbusticate, rummage, rump, sacrifice to Venus, salt, saw off a chunk, scale, score, screw, scrog, scuttle, scutz around, see a man, serve, service, sew up, sex, sex job, sex-up, shack up, shag, shake, shake a skin-coat, shake a tart, share the sexual embrace, shoot between wind and water, shoot in the tail, shoot one's wad, shot at the back door, shot at the front door, shot of crack, shove, sin, sink in, sink the soldier, sklook, slam, slam-bam, sleep with, sleeping together, slip her a length, slip into, slip it about, slip someone the hot beef, smock, smoke, snag, snib, snug, spear the bearded clam, sow your oats, spoon, square someone's circle, stab, stab a woman in the thigh, staple my naggle, stain, stand the push, stand up, stick, stretch leather, strike, stroke, strop one's beak, strum, stuffin', subjugate, suck the sugar-stick, supple both ends of it, swing, tail, take a turn, take a turn in the stubble, take a turn on shooter's hill, take in beef, take in cream, take Nebuchadnezzar out, take the starch out, taste, tear off a piece, tether one's nag, thread, thread the needle, throw a hump, thrum, thump, tickle, tie the true lover's knot, tip the long one, to be intimate, touch, trim, trim the buff, trim the pussy, trounce, tumble, turn on, turn up, twiddle, twigle, twist, varnish one's cane, wag one's bum, visit the red light district, wall job, wank, wet a bottom, wet one's wick, whack it up, wham-bam, wham-bam thank you ma'am, what mother did before me, whitewash, wildthing, wind up the clock, womanize, womp on someone, work, work out, work the dumb oracle, work the hairy oracle, wriggle navels, yield one's favors, yum-yum, zig-zag.
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Monday, November 11, 2002

Frenetic Wanderings / Adult Cartoons

A little humor to get your week started.

Today is the third in a weekly series of adult comics by renowned cartoon artist Jeff Swenson. Let me know what you think.
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Sunday, November 10, 2002

Blogger Babe - Jennifer

Jennifer is a 18 year old, 5'3, 115 lb half Black / half Latina Hottie. She has nice, natural 36C tits, shaved pussy (with the hair just starting to grow back), pretty eyes, a sweet smile and really nice, full bedroom lips (see this week's Blogger Babe Pic).

I was looking for a young (over 18) cheerleader / schoolgirl type model to photograph and was holding interviews when Jennifer came thru the door - WOW! She was exactly what I wanted; young (over 18), nice smile, full lips, natural breasts, ethnic (Black/Latina) and very sweet. I hired her on the spot and sent up a shoot for the following week.

Jennifer is another one of those girls that doesn't drive. Dang, what is it with these young (over 18) LA models? I swear, half of the girls I shoot, don't drive. And to complicate matters even further, she still lives with her parents - Yikes! Anyway, on the morning of the shoot, my assistant and I drove to her (parent's) house to pick her up. Actually, we had to stop at the end of the block and call. Her parents didn't know she was doing adult modeling and she didn't want us coming to the door. The things I go through - LOL. So anyway, we stopped at the end of the block and made the call. A few minutes later, Jennifer, with her puppy-dog and boyfriend following her, walk toward the car. Her boyfriend, looking all sad, mad and dejected, is carrying her bags. Apparently, he didn't know she was doing adult work either and she just kinda sprung it on him when we called. It was deffo not a comfortable position to be in - for me, nor for him. He kinda gave me a dirty look as I got out of the car to help her with her bags. I was glad I had my assistant with me and was very glad when he got out of the car as well. My assistant is a young, 21 year old Latino gang-banger; shaved head, tattoos, etc. - a very tough looking guy. Actually, he's just as sweet and gentle as a kitten, but he deffo looks like someone you would not want to mess with - LOL. Anyway, after seeing my assistant, Jennifer's boyfriend went from giving me dirty looks to looking even more dejected. I kinda felt sorry for him. Jennifer gave him a hug and kiss (her boyfriend, not my assistant), told him it was okay and that she'd be back in a few hours, then she and her puppy (yes, she brought her dog to the shoot) got in the car and we left; leaving the boyfriend on the side of the road looking like a lost little puppy. Now I really felt sorry for him.

As we drove to the location, she and my assistant really hit it off. I could not get a word in edgewise. Oh well, it was not gonna be my day for flirting. My assistant is learning my job all to well - LOL. So, I just backed off, became the penultimate professional and totally let my assistant have all the fun. Actually I did not have much choice, it was obvious from the first moment that she was deffo attracted to my "Bad-Boy" assistant and not me. Last shoot I bring him on - LOL. Just kidding!

The shoot went well, we had a good time and when we weren't chasing after her puppy, we got a lot of work done. In about five hours, we did seven different set-ups including: schoolgirl, cheerleader, masturbation, mirror, lingerie and voyeur.

After the shoot, I never talked with her again, but she and my assistant talked a few times on the phone. They said that they were going to get together, but, as with most models, it never came to be.

If you want to see more of Jennifer, check out "Masturbation Mirror," "Mega-Voyeur," "Prep School Sluts," "Cheerleaders & Teens in Uniform," "Black Schoolgirls," "Black Cheerleaders" and "American Pussy."
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