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Saturday, The 4th of July, 2009

Happy Birthday America

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God Bless America - Happy 4th of July I Pledge Allegiance to the flag of the United States of America and to the Republic for which it stands, one Nation under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.
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1. I'd like to screw your brains out, but it appears that someone beat me to it.

2. If a women asks, "Excuse me, do you have the time?" You should answer: "Yeah! Do you have the energy?"

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I think this photo was probably done sometime in the late 1950's or early 1960's.

Technically, the pic is just so-so. It's almost there, but not quite. There's a bit of contrast between the lights & darks and there's even some shadowing in the photo - but not enough to make it a good pic. I do like how the background is divided into two different textures... but I would have liked to see the model standing a little more to her left - to give a little more separation between her and the backgrounds and also to hide the line between the two backgrounds. I do like the tilt of the model's head and the way her mouth is slightly open (very sexy), but that is all I like about her pose. Her front hand looks like it is just hanging there with no purpose and to me that is very distracting. But of course the whole point of this pic is the model's breasts...

And speaking of the model, Wow!... Ok let's stop for a moment... Yes, I know, this is the same model that I posted a couple week ago - just another photo of her... So instead of straining my brain to say something different, I'm just going to re-post what I wrote last week... Yeah, I know... I'm just being lazy. You got a problem with that? Oops, sorry, now I'm not only being lazy, I'm being confrontational as well... Anyway, back to the model... I will add one more little comment about her... In this photo, it deffo looks like she has a nice little "treasure trail" leading down to her "treasure". Mmmm... very refreshing to see that. Ok, now I'm done with adding new observations - here's the rest of what I wrote before... 

Yes, I know, she looks a little older than the type I usually go for, but regardless, she's fuckin' (and I do mean fuckin') Hot! Yes, she has a gut and she is sucking it in, but who cares, look at her tits. Mmmm... She deffo has a beautiful pair. Ok, let's forget the boobs - if we can - come on - at least try - bare with me for a moment - forget her breasts and look at her face. Oh my... She has nice facial structure, nice lips, sultry eyes and a look on her face that just screams "My pussy purrs like a kitten, I'm wet, wild and I can fuck you - hard - all night long and still want more." Yup, that's what her expression is saying to me and it is a major turn-on - in a 1950's big breasted, sex kitten kind of way. Meow!

The photo is just so-so and doesn't really work for me, but the model... she works for me on many, many levels. I would soooo do her ;o)
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Friday, July 3, 2009

Friday Frights

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--- One ---

In the oldest part of New Orleans, there lived an old black man. People for several generations have called him Papa Jimbo and even he has forgotten his real name. He was sought when somebody wanted a charm for protection or a love potion. For a small fee, Papa Jimbo could make anything happen.

So it was no surprised when Ricky showed up at his small dingy apartment one day in late September. The young man was nervous at seeing the old man but he insisted that it was very important. Ricky was in early twenties and looked like a clean-cut all-American white boy.

"You have the price that we agreed on over the phone?" Papa Jimbo asked.

Ricky nodded and fished into his jean pocket for a large wad of bills.

"Three hundred," he replied. "Are you sure you can do this?"

The old man nodded and took the money. He reached for a bottle that was on the table next to him.

"Take this and rub it in once a day," Papa Jimbo said as he handed Ricky the bottle. "No more than once a day no matter how pleasing the results are. You must not rush the process."

Ricky took the bottle and noticed it was an old beer bottle that had the label peeled off. On a piece of masking tape was written: ENLARGER.

"Thank you, Papa Jimbo," Ricky said before he turned and left.

--- Two ---

As soon as Ricky returned to his college dorm room, he stripped and looked at his pathetic two-inch penis. He poured some of the creamy white liquid from the bottle he had gotten from the old black witch doctor. Ricky's dick tingled as he rubbed it on. It felt cool and warm at the same time.

Ricky couldn't help but masturbate as his penis started growing hard. Instead of growing an additional inch as usual, his dick instantly shot to three inches. It was also thicker than before.

"Damn shit actually works," Ricky moaned as he increased his pumping.

He soon shot his load onto a worn-out sock. The climax was so unbelievable and intense that he couldn't wait to see Lisa tomorrow night. Boy, did he have a surprise for her.

--- Three ---

Ricky went through the next day's classes much happier than he had ever been before. His afternoon job of stocking a local store's shelves seemed to drag on but he seemed too preoccupied with trying the enlarger lotion again as soon as he got off work.

Once again, Ricky found himself wanting to masturbate when he rubbed the lotion on his now three-inch cock. As he grew hard, he found that he was able to achieve four inches.

Too bad I don't have another day for another application, Ricky thought to himself as he pumped his prick. Then my cock would be almost normal.

He shot his load onto the old worn-out sock again with intensity. Ricky was about to dress for the date when he changed his mind and applied some more lotion onto his cock. He became hard instantly and shot up to six inches.

Ricky started jerking off again but found that he couldn't shoot his load. The time to pick up Lisa was approaching and he still had to get dressed. He quickly got dressed despite his hard-on and hoped it would go down. Ricky grabbed a few condoms from his dresser before heading out the door.

--- Four ---

He was fifteen minutes late picking up Lisa at her parent's house. Ricky had to walk slowly and carefully with his hard cock. Driving was even harder for his cock had started to itch and his pants felt very tight in the crotch.

Lisa climbed into the car and gave Ricky a quick peck.

"There's something I want to show you," they both said at the same time.

They both laughed together and he insisted that she go first.

"Let's go back to your dorm room instead of eating something first," Lisa said as Ricky pulled the car away from the curb. "I've got something great to show you."

"So do I, hon.," Ricky said with a smile.

--- Five ---

When the couple entered Ricky's dorm room, Lisa immediately fell into his arms. They kissed passionately and almost tore each other's clothes off. They saved their underwear for last.

"I've got a surprise for you," Ricky said as he slowly dropped his briefs.

His cock was at least seven inches long and an inch in diameter. Lisa gasped in awe of at the sight then she started crying.

"What's wrong?" Ricky asked stepping out of his briefs.

"This," she said as she took off her white lacy panties.

Her once beautiful puffy, pussy lips were now smaller. Lisa's vagina opening looked much smaller than a week ago when he last saw it. If Ricky tried fucking her now, he would tear her up even if it did stretch.

"I went to a witch doctor last night," Lisa said between sobs. "He gave me a lotion to shrink up my vagina opening."

Ricky stood there dumbfounded with his hard cock sticking straight out. He noticed that it had grown another two inches.

THE END!
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Thursday, July 2, 2009

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AN ATHEIST IN THE WOODS

An atheist was walking through the woods.

'What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!' He said to himself.

As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. He turned to look. He saw a 7-foot grizzly bear charge towards him. He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder & saw that the bear was closing in on him. He looked over his shoulder again, & the bear was even closer. He tripped & fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up but saw that the bear was right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw & raising his right paw to strike him.

At that instant the Atheist cried out, 'Oh my God!'

Time Stopped.

The bear froze.

The forest was silent.

As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky.  'You deny my existence for all these years, you teach others I don't exist and even credit creation to cosmic accident. Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer'?

The atheist looked directly into the light, 'It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask you to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps you could make the BEAR a Christian.'

'Very Well,' said the voice.

The light went out. The sounds of the forest resumed.  And the bear dropped his right paw, brought both paws together, bowed his head & spoke:  'Lord bless this food, which I am about to receive from thy bounty through Christ our Lord, Amen.'
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Wednesday, July 1, 2009

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Tuesday, June 30, 2009

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Monday, June 29, 2009

Monday Toons

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Three Nasty Jokes

1. An accountant gets home late one night and his wife says, "Where in the hell have you been?" He replies, "I was out getting a tattoo." "A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?" "I got a hundred dollar bill tattooed on my private", he said proudly. "What the hell were you thinking?" she said, shaking her head in disdain. "Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his privates?" "Well, one, I like to watch my money grow; Two, once in awhile I like to play with my money; Three, I like how money feels in my hand; and lastly - instead of you going out shopping on the weekend, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want!"

2. A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center. Man: "What are you doing here today?"  Woman: "Oh, I'm here to donate some blood. They're going to give me $5 for it."  Man: "Hmm, that's interesting. I'm here to donate sperm, myself. But they pay me $25." The woman looked thoughtful for a moment and they chatted some more before going their separate ways. Several months later, the same man and woman meet again in the donation center.  Man: "Oh, hi there! Here to donate blood again?"  Woman: [shaking her head with mouth closed] "Unh unh."

3. One day little Johnny comes home one day from school and his mom asks him how his day was.  He replies, "Mom, today I had sex with the teacher!"  Immediately she was angry. She said, "just wait 'till your dad gets home, he's going to be very mad at you. Go to your room!"  So the boy goes to his room and finally his dad is home and comes up to the room. The boy tells his dad and the dad is proud of the boy. "Great job son! How old are you 12? 13? How about we go down to the store and get that shiny red bicycle you wanted?"  So, they go to the store and the dad buys the bike for his son. Then he says, "Well Johnny, do you want to ride the bike home?"  The boy answers, " No, that's okay Dad, My ass is still sore!"
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Sunday, June 28, 2009

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Saturday, June 27, 2009

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2.  Can you say Constantinople backwards? Me neither, but I just wanted to ask.

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I think this photo was probably done sometime in the late 1950's or early 1960's.

Ok... another technically bad photo. What is the deal? Dang, it's not that hard to take a good picture. Actually, I do like one thing about this photo. The composition is not too bad. I do like how the model is posed; going from the upper left corner down to the lower right corner - it makes an interesting angel and it does keep the viewer's eye moving. But that is the only technical aspect of the photo that I like. Look at the photo! It is so boring I might just fall asleep writing this critique. "Snore". It's all one tone of grey, there are no shadows, no whites, no contrast, no fancy lighting, no nothing. And to top it off, the model's hair (and head) just disappears into a black hole. This photo is just a muddy pic with no thought what-so-ever put into the technical or artistic side. Ok, let me take part of that statement back. There was a little thought put into the artistic side. "Oooo", the pearl necklace is resting ever so gently on her nipple as if it just landed that way... And it's a big sarcastic "Oooo". I can just see it now; the photographer steps out from behind the camera with a "great idea"... (in reality he just wants to touch the model's tits), and gently places the fake pearl necklace precariously on her nipple. Another sarcastic "Oooo". How creative! Actually, look at the model's face - You can so see it in her eyes. She's thinking... "Oh please... stop playing with my tits and take the damn picture. Blood's rushing to my head!"

The model... Very hard to tell too much about her from this pic. She has a nice body, even though she's fairly full figured. Look at her neck and her arm pit - deffo thick. But, she still has a nice body. I don't see any fat slopping off of her. And she has pretty nice, big & real, tits - though this is a bad pose for her - her left breast does look a little too loose & sloppy the way it's sliding up her chest. But I don't hold the model responsible for that - definitely the photographer's fault for putting her in that pose. This pose would have worked much better for a model that has smaller and/or firmer breasts. Ok... back to the model... She does have a nice face, nice eyes - but again, she looks as if she is just tired of this pose and wants to move on.

The photo doesn't work for me at all... But the model... she works for me and I would deffo do her ;o)
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Friday, June 26, 2009

Adult Erotica - THE WISH

"How much is this," Ben called to the proprietor of the junk/antique shop!?! "What have ya got there, sonny," the old man asked while shuffling slowly over to where Ben was standing!!! "Just this old leather pouch with this little booklet and a funny looking glass crystal!!!" "Ten bucks and it's yours," the old man replied as he turned and walked away!!! "Hey, what is it, anyway," Ben called after him while carefully holding the glass orb in his hands!?! "It's ten bucks as is and twenty if I gotta read ya the directions!!!" Deciding to take a flyer, Ben pulled a saw buck out of his shirt pocket and dropped it on the counter before leaving the shop!!!

It was a warm sunny Sunday afternoon, and since it was only three o'clock, Ben decided to swing past the park and take a little nature walk!!! After parking his car, he grabbed his camera and set out down a tree lined path while keeping an eye out for any signs of wild life!!! On more than one occasion he had gotten some incredible photos of deer drinking from the creek just around the next bend, so while getting his camera ready, he slowed down and moved quietly through a clearing in the dense foliage on the ready for any shot that might be available!!! Poking his head from around a large tree, he surprised to see two teenage girls sunning themselves on the bank of the stream in cunt offs and tee shirts!!! They appeared to be about eighteen or so, with long slim suntanned legs and soft blonde hair that cascaded down to their slim shoulders!!! "Why not," he whispered while aiming his camera at the two young beauties, "too bad you're not topless, I'd love to see your tits!!!" He was just about to press the shutter, when much to his utter amazement, both girls, almost in unison, pulled off their tee shirts, and then just as calmly you please removed their bras, revealing breasts that you could only dream about!!! "H-holy smokes," he gasped softly, "look at that," while he snapping away like a mad man, "I can't wait to develop these!!!"

Back in the car on his way home, Ben thought about what had happened on the trail, and for awhile didn't make the connection, but then it hit him, so he slammed on his brakes, pulled over to the curb, and pulled the little worn booklet from the leather pouch!!! Now while most of it was mumbo jumbo, there was one line that stood out like a sore thumb, and it read, "Who ever holds the crystal and stares into its soul will be granted a wish!!!" "Judas priest," he mumbled, "c-could it really be true, or was it just a crazy coincidence," while reaching into the pouch and removing the heavy glass sphere and again staring into it and marveling at its depth and beauty!!! There was only one sure way to find out, and that was to make a test, but what, what kind of test!?! The book said made it sound like any wish would be granted, so why not try something really wild!?! It had only been fifteen minutes since he had left the park, so he turned around and headed back to the trail with the two young sunbathers!!! Quietly he crept back through the clearing, and as luck would have it, they were gone, but in there place was a thirtyish couple sitting on a blanket and sharing a bottle of wine!!! "Why not," Ben said to himself, and in a half whisper ordered, "Suck him off, you're desperate for a mouth full of cum!!!" With his fingers crossed, Ben craned his neck around the tree just in time to see the woman push her boyfriend or husband back down onto the blanket and with almost trembling hands pull out his pecker and swallow him whole!!!

All the way home Ben's mind was spinning with the possibilities that his new found power offered, not the least of which would be a dramatic improvement in his sex life!!! He stepped into the elevator in his building and pressed the button for floor number seven!!! The doors were just beginning to shut when he heard a feminine voice yell out, "Hold the elevator, please!!!" He quickly hit the stop button, which allowed a buxom woman who had seen many times, get into the car with him!!! "What floor," he asked as she struggled with her packages!?! "Uh, number three," she replied, "and thanks, I didn't wanna hafta put these down, I really appreciate it!!!" No problem," Ben replied, "it was my pleasure," while following up under his breath, "Invite me in, your clit has grown to ten times its normal size, you need to be sucked off and sucked off right now!!!" A quizzical look came over her face, as she dropped several of her packages and let her free hand slide up under her dress to feel her vagina!!! "Are you all right, ma'am," he asked softly, "you seem to be having a problem, is there anything I can do to help!?!" "I-I feel all funny inside," she moaned, "I don't know what's happening to me, my clit's on fire like it's never been before, ohhhhh, can you please help me, I don't know what to do!?!" "I've got an idea," he said softly, "why don't I carry these for you and then we can talk about it ar your place, how does that sound!?!" With beads of perspiration breaking out on her forehead, she managed to stammer, "Yes, please, you must help me!!!"

"Nice place," Ben offered while surveying her apartment for the first time, "how long have you lived in the building!?!" When she didn't answer him, he turned around to face her, and much to his utter surprise, there she stood completely naked, fingering her thick haired muffy, and while she wasn't fat, she was solidly put together with thick thighs, huge breasts, and of course and nice plump bottom!!! "Now tell me again what your problem is," he asked while staring at her luscious chest!?! "I-it's my clit, l-look at it, it's way bigger than usual," she stammered, "and it feels incredibly sensitive, I just don't understand it!!!" Now sounding very magnanimous he offered softly, "now don't get me wrong, but I really want to help you out, so if you want me to, I can suck you off, if you think that will help, it's entirely up to you!?!" Her legs began quivering uncontrollably to the extent she had to grab a hold of a chair to keep from falling over, so he took her by the arm and led her to the couch where he had her lie down with her legs spread wide apart!!! Her breathing was becoming more shallow by the second, but she managed to stammer softly, "P-please, do me, I can't take it anymore!!!"

Now Ben had eaten his share of pussy, but nothing he had ever seen could have prepared him for what he found nestled in the thick pubic thatch at the top of the middle aged slut's slit!!! "Good grief," he mumbled, "you have a fucking little dick down here, it's unbelievable!!!" "Shut up and suck it," she moaned while thrusting her hips forward, "please, I need it so badly!!!" From his best estimate, Ben figured she was a least two inches long and as thick as his little finger, with a head that absolutely resembled that of a tiny little pecker!!! Gingerly at first he nosed it, purposely driving her up the wall with his beat around the bush technique, until she physically grabbed him by the hair and forced his mouth hard over her over developed organ!!!" "Oh, oh, oh," she gasped as he swirled his tongue around the head of her monster clitty, "sweet jesus, I'm on fucking fire, ohhhhhhhh god, suck me off you mother fuckin' cunt lapper!!!" It always amazed him how most women who by nature never use profanity, that is until they were getting sucked or fucked, and then however, they began swearing like sailors, begging and cajoling their partners to suck or fuck them harder and harder, exactly as this big clitted cunt was doing right now!!! She was in the middle of a mind blowing orgasm, when from behind them came the sound of the front door opening and a lilting voice offer, "Anybody here, I'm home!?!"

"Who's that," Ben whispered!?! "It's my girl friend," the woman moaned, "we're going out for dinner, ohhhhh, god, suck me, please, suck me!!!" Ben thought about it for a second and ordered, "Call her in here!!!" In a very shaky voice the woman stammered, "I-I'm in here, Gail, come on in!!!" A few seconds later the bedroom door burst open and a very surprised woman stood gape mouthed as she watched her friend getting her cunt sucked before finally asking, "Toni, what ever are you doing, I'm shocked to see you with a man!?!" "I can't help it," Toni panted, "look at my clit, it's fucking huge, and I so desperately needed someone to suck me, ohhhh, he sucks me so well, oh, oh, oh!!!" "But he's a man," Gail whined, "we promised each other......" Now growing tired of the useless chatter passing between the two women, Ben grabbed his pouch, pulled out the crystal, and after staring at it for a second, turned to Gail and ordered, "Sit the fuck down and play with your pussy until I tell you different, you got it, dyke!?!" As a feeling of total acquiescence came over her, Gail slumped slowly to the floor while her fingers tugged at her pants and panties!!! "Now, shut the fuck up," Ben said while returning his attention to Toni's bulging clitoris, "you still need it, baby?!?" "Please, hurry," she gasped, "I-I'm so fucking hot I can't stand it!!!"

Ben continued sucking the fat clit for another the minutes or so, but always easing up when it appeared the poor girl was about to climax, which had the effect of driving her to the edge of delirium!!! Toni babbled like a idiot as her clit throbbed on the precipice of the orgasm she so desperately needed, but wasn't quite being able to get there!!! Out of the corner of his eye Ben could see Gail with he legs spread wide, furiously fingering her smoothly shaved pussy, when he had an idea!!! Turning to face her, Ben asked softly, "Gail, how would you like to finish Toni off with your mouth, I think she's about ready to blow!!!" Without even replying, Gail scrambled over to Toni on her hands and knees and instantly buried her face into the thick haired muffy!!! "Taste good," Ben asked casually while sliding up behind the unsuspecting bitch, as both women were now ignoring him totally as Gail's tongue whipped sawed to and fro over Toni's over ripe organ!!! Ben lined up his thick pecker against Gail's unsuspecting pussy, and just as Toni's cunt convulsed in a series of brutally crushing orgasms, he slammed his hips forward, burying his meat balls deep into her quivering organ!!!" Ben winced as Gail screamed out in a mixture of pain and pleasure, while the first thing he wondered was if the walls were sound proof!!! "P-please no," she moaned, "I-I've never had a man before, please no, ohhhhh!!!" "No," he questioned, while fucking her with a series of vicious strokes intent on splitting her apart, "admit it, dyke, you fucking love it!!!" Toni looked on slack jawed and glassy eyed as her bull dyke lover took her first hard dick doggy style while loving every second of it until she was wailing in the midst of the first cock induced orgasm of her life!!!

Ben chuckled out loud while zipping up his pants and slipping out the front door while the two women lay in a heap, wondering exactly what had happened to them!!!

THE END!
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Have you ever been guilty of looking at others your own age and thinking, surely I can't look that old.  Well . . . You'll love this one. 

While sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist, I noticed his DDS diploma on the wall, which bore his full name.  Suddenly, I remembered a tall, handsome, dark-haired boy with the same name had been in my high school class some 30-odd years ago. 

Could he be the same guy that I had a secret crush on, way back then? 

Upon seeing him, however, I quickly discarded any such thought.  This balding, gray-haired man with the deeply lined face was way too old to have been my classmate. 

After he examined my teeth, I asked him if he had attended Central High School.  'Yes. Yes, I did. I'm a Bulldog,' he gleamed with pride.  'When did you graduate?' I asked.  He answered, 'in 1975. Why do you ask?'  'You were in my class,' I exclaimed.

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